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 I was talking via msn with my colleagues just now
A casual chit chat....
somehow I was wondering the where about of another colleague then I asked
I : Where is Mr YYY
colleague : I saw him just now
I : You saw him? you play magic on him ah?
colleague : *.*(she was confuse at the time)
other colleagues : hahaha
then I drew the picture as shown here...
She laughed...~ 
 I see some women love to collect begs
but do you know
Who is the Greatest beg collector in this world?
To see the answer,
please press CTRL + A
The answer is "Beggers"
People pay money to collect begs(money outflow)
but beggers beg and collect money(money inflow)
so ain't beggers the greatest beg collector? :P
 Ever wonder why during lunch time people will start assembling to the nearest restaurant or hawker center hunting for food and they call that peak hour?
Today, i had a deep thought about that while I was driving and finally lingam come to me again...
Try pronouncing peak hour a few times faster every time....
does that sound like "PIG hour"? :-D
 冰淇淋，蛋卷，蛋糕遭到很大的挫折。。。请问是什么动物给予冰淇淋，蛋卷，蛋糕。。。打气加油？
（this is my sister's creation)
老鼠老板答对。。。
因为 朱古力（猪鼓励）蛋糕，冰淇淋，蛋卷~
答案：猪
Press CTRL+A to see answer
 No doubt this is a gambar Teh...
Gambateh :-D
无聊ing
 有一天小明放学回家，他一抛下书包就跑去找爸爸。。。
“爸爸~爸爸~今天老师问我一个问题我不会回答。。。”
“什么问题？”
“老师问我从哪里来？”
“噢（小明他爸心想，孩子都大了，应该让他了解什么是性，所以）。。。你嘛，就是精子和卵子结合然后慢慢变化~。。。”，老爸不停的说了一大长篇的故事给小明听~
小明抓抓头。。。“怎么，不明白吗？"，爸爸问
”是咯，做莫我的同学的答案那么简单的？“
”怎样简单啊？“
”小强都跟老师说。。。他从puchong来，小丽说她从damansara来，小牛说他从setapak来。。。“，小明一一数着~
小明他爸？被炸到咯~ :P
 吉米是一位很勤奋的学生，有一天当他在上着Biology的时候突然被老师的一个问题产生了无比的兴趣。。。
回到家以后，他迫不及待的就和爸爸妈妈分享今天的Biology内容。
吉米：”爸爸妈妈，今天老师问我们。。。《Is porn healthy for your life》，我和同学都对这个课题发生了很大的兴趣。。。"
吉米还是在说着一大堆。。。
这时吉米妈妈悄悄对着爸爸说：“怎么老师都问这个问题了？？”
吉米爸爸也没能耐，就喝住吉米。。。“年纪轻轻就讲porn，闭嘴！！！“
接着。。。吉米爸爸就打电话给老师质问他到底是不是疯了，竟然毒涂他儿子的思想。吉米爸爸骂了一大堆之后，终于搞清楚整件事然后跟老师讲sorry~
这个就是吉米爸爸和老师的对话。。。
father: "why the hell you teach my son porn?"
teacher : "I am a biology teacher, of course I teach that"
father : "hey, look, my son is still very young and he can't even handle himself well
and yet you are encouraging them to study this stupid topic!"
teacher : "I don't see anything wrong about my biology topic~..."
father : "WHAT! you ask my son to study whether porn is healthy for his life...what the hell is in your mind, are you nuts #@$@!%!@#$"
teacher : "hey mister, I am just asking my students to study the nutrition level of seafood, I don't see any problem with that, ok?"
father : "wait a minute, seafood? don't you mean Porn, as if P.O.R.N", father spelled out the word.
teacher : "WHAT! of course not, the spelling is P.R.A.W.N"
^.^ .... this is my way of telling you all a joke -- Is prawn healthy for your life :P
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH
 Drag and Drop is a term widely use in Microsoft Windows Environment. This feature is to allow the user to drag a file or a series of files from one folder and drop it into another folder. It's very convenient...
But do you guys know this terms was also used in THE Ching Dynasty?
Well this happens mostly in the Forbidden City Palace. In movies or documentary, you can see on every morning, a lot of Ching's officer will gather at the main hall to report issues to the emperor. If happens that an officer said the wrong thing and insulted the emperor or what so ever that will make the emperor "dragon face big mad"....
THE EMPEROR will say "DRAG AND DROP"....which means DRAG him outside and off with his head...then the officer's head will DROP :P, well and most probably the officer will shout "YUAN WANG A~~~YUAN WANG A~~~" before he dies.
this is just a joke...nothing personal, not real and no officers were harmed during the process of telling this joke :P
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